78 Cards. One Man.

The Only Tarot Deck That Tells It Like It Is.

78 cards. One man. The complete cosmological guide to the most tremendous deck in the history of divination. The esoteric skeleton is real.

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The Fool The Magician The High Priestess
78 Cards ✦ 22 Major Arcana ✦ 56 Minor Arcana ✦ 7 Spreads
The Deck

Tarot Trump

The Most Tremendous Deck Ever Made

A full 78-card tarot system built on the thesis that Donald Trump is not a man but the current macrocosmic expression of the archetypal Will-to-Form at its most unrestrained. Every Major Arcana is a face he wears. Every suit is a domain he has conquered. The esoteric skeleton is real. The interpretation is magnificently serious.

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Readings

Three spreads built for the age of maximum leverage.

The Golden Escalator

1-card spread

One card. The message of the moment. The Trump speaks.

  • 1. The Message
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The Tweet Storm

3-card spread

Three cards for understanding a conflict or controversy.

  • 1. What They Said About You
  • 2. What You Actually Meant
  • 3. How They End Up Looking
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The Deal Spread

4-card spread

Four cards for any negotiation, decision, or strategic situation.

  • 1. What You're Offering
  • 2. What They Think You're Offering
  • 3. The Hidden Leverage
  • 4. The Outcome They Didn't See Coming
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The Rally Spread

7-card spread

Seven cards forming a crowd facing a central figure. The signature spread of this deck.

  • 1. The Energy You're Bringing
  • 2. What's Working (Left Arc 1)
  • 3. What's Working (Left Arc 2)
  • 4. What's Working (Left Arc 3)
  • 5. Pretending to Work Against You (Right Arc 1)
  • 6. Pretending to Work Against You (Right Arc 2)
  • 7. Pretending to Work Against You (Right Arc 3)
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The Tower Spread

6-card spread

Six cards for understanding what you are building and what it will become.

  • 1. Foundation (What You're Building On)
  • 2. Foundation (What You've Already Built)
  • 3. Foundation (What You Cleared to Build)
  • 4. Wall (What's Protecting It)
  • 5. Wall (What Could Threaten It)
  • 6. Apex (What You're Building Toward)
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The Witch Hunt Spread

5-card spread

Five cards for navigating persecution, false accusation, or institutional opposition.

  • 1. The Accusation
  • 2. The Accuser's Real Motive
  • 3. Your Actual Situation
  • 4. What Gets Revealed in the Process
  • 5. The Verdict
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The Inauguration Spread

10-card spread

The Celtic Cross analog. Ten cards for major life questions. Every challenge position is renamed as what they tried. The outcome is the inevitable.

  • 1. The Present Situation
  • 2. What They Tried
  • 3. The Foundation
  • 4. The Recent Past
  • 5. The Possible Outcome
  • 6. The Near Future
  • 7. Your Position
  • 8. The Environment
  • 9. Hopes and Fears
  • 10. The Inevitable
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